Does this mean I get a phoenix?

[fajrdrako]

golden_hinde twigged me to this one. She is Hermione - I never would have guessed.

Worse, I turn out to be my least favourite of the Harry Potter characters: Dumbledore.



You are Dumbledore. You're the wise sage in any group. With your guidance, any situation can be resolved in the fairest way possible.

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[golden-hinde.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. I'll behave. (If you're not Dumbledore I'm so not Hermione.) Maybe we should follow the sage advice of a fellow co-worker and take the test for each other? What say you to that challenge?

[golden-hinde.livejournal.com]

Being the impatient being that I am, I took the test on your behalf. I'm so sorry, fajrdrako. The test doesn't lie....

You are Dumbledore. You're the wise sage in any group. With your guidance, any situation can be resolved in the fairest way possible.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

A big hearty HUUMPH! Do I have to wear the beard and the dopey robes? I want to dress all cool and snarky in black like Snape.

(But if I can have a cloak of invisibility all my own, and one of those secret maps... that might be compensation.)

[golden-hinde.livejournal.com]

The beard is optional but the robes are a must. Now, they needn't be all fugly like Dumbledore's. You can jazz them up with a Bedazzler(tm) or tie-dye them. Ooo! Make sure you accessorize and wear your red Converses with them. Yes: funky robes, a bit of bling, a jaunty chapeau and stylin' shoes. Dumbledore the way he (now she) should be!

You have the secret power to make your own invisibility cloak and I'll share my secret maps with you if it'll help make you happier.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Okay, I did it for you and now you are - ta-DA - Draco Malfoy who is directly the converse of Hermione (or is that the inverse? the perverse?).


You are Draco Malfoy. You're an arrogant son of a bitch. You won't let anything get in the way of your quest for power.


- Way to go! -

[golden-hinde.livejournal.com]

NOW we're talkin'!! That ties in beautifully with the result I got from the "Which Heroes Hero are You?" quiz. I swear from now on I'm getting you to do all of my quizzes.

...and for the record: it's perverse -- always perverse. Heh!

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Well. So it should be.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think we could make something stylish of Dumbledore yet. Robes like Neo, but with magic-derived Pictish spirals, and those red Converses.

Okay, Draco, we can maybe collaborate on the map/invisibility thing.

[golden-hinde.livejournal.com]

Robes like Neo, but with magic-derived Pictish spirals, and those red Converses.
Ooo. I like your thinking. Very snazzy. To totally jump genres: maybe they can make "Dumbledore's Robe Remodelling" a Project Runway challenge.

Okay, Draco, we can maybe collaborate on the map/invisibility thing.
Well, 'Dore, with your magical savvy and my family's money we're sure to be an unstoppable force. We'll decide whether we will be evil/neutral/good with a rock/paper/scissors best of seven challenge.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

maybe they can make "Dumbledore's Robe Remodelling" a Project Runway challenge.

It would be step up. Or they should do a feature on him on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Scary.