message from the broken-footed one
Apr. 1st, 2008 09:04 pmHi all - Elizabeth is comfortably ensconced in a comfy bed and the pain killers are working at the moment. She's written out a wee message for you - here it is:
"Yesterday I spent the day waiting for X-rays and surgery - which finally happened about 9:30 p.m.
"Today I spent in the post anaesthetist's room waiting for a real room - which I am now in. I have a real window and a more or less real bed, much better than the high-tech stretcher-bed that I spent a day in - which was called Stryker. Its name was printed on the side. This is frightening to an X-Men fan.
"Worse, my Stryker-bed was haunted. Too slowly to perceive, one end of it kept raising. I was supposed to be lying flat. I'd start out lying flat. After an hour or so, my head would be three feet higher than my toes. One orderly said he worried that I'd go sliding off onto my broken foot. I was worrying that I'd go the other way, landing on top of my head. Ouch. Concussion.
"And everyone who came by said, "What happened to your bed?"
"So now I'm in a regular room with four beds. One is empty--its inhabitant is still in surgery and the family naively believes she will be in the bed "soon". (Took me 11 hours to get from surgery to bed.) The girl across from me has just had thyroid surgery and is frightened. I didn't know what's wrong with the woman in the other bed, but her daughter has just been rushed to another hospital, bleeding profusely in a frightening emergency situation.
"Me, I feel comparatively lucky. Yes, my foot hurts. Hurts a lot. Last night after surgery it hurt enough to keep me awake despite Morphine and Percocet. But...thanks to Morphine and Percocet, it wasn't anything like as bad as it might be.
"I now have a plate with screws implated in my foot. I am a Cyborg, like Bannekaffalatta. (Yes, we have equal rights these days.)
"I don't know when I'm going home.
"Maybe not much walking for a while."
*The* doctor has not yet been in to see her to answer the important questions, and we are all hoping that tomorrow will provide the answers.
"Yesterday I spent the day waiting for X-rays and surgery - which finally happened about 9:30 p.m.
"Today I spent in the post anaesthetist's room waiting for a real room - which I am now in. I have a real window and a more or less real bed, much better than the high-tech stretcher-bed that I spent a day in - which was called Stryker. Its name was printed on the side. This is frightening to an X-Men fan.
"Worse, my Stryker-bed was haunted. Too slowly to perceive, one end of it kept raising. I was supposed to be lying flat. I'd start out lying flat. After an hour or so, my head would be three feet higher than my toes. One orderly said he worried that I'd go sliding off onto my broken foot. I was worrying that I'd go the other way, landing on top of my head. Ouch. Concussion.
"And everyone who came by said, "What happened to your bed?"
"So now I'm in a regular room with four beds. One is empty--its inhabitant is still in surgery and the family naively believes she will be in the bed "soon". (Took me 11 hours to get from surgery to bed.) The girl across from me has just had thyroid surgery and is frightened. I didn't know what's wrong with the woman in the other bed, but her daughter has just been rushed to another hospital, bleeding profusely in a frightening emergency situation.
"Me, I feel comparatively lucky. Yes, my foot hurts. Hurts a lot. Last night after surgery it hurt enough to keep me awake despite Morphine and Percocet. But...thanks to Morphine and Percocet, it wasn't anything like as bad as it might be.
"I now have a plate with screws implated in my foot. I am a Cyborg, like Bannekaffalatta. (Yes, we have equal rights these days.)
"I don't know when I'm going home.
"Maybe not much walking for a while."
*The* doctor has not yet been in to see her to answer the important questions, and we are all hoping that tomorrow will provide the answers.
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[1] I have two plates, 24 screws, and numerous other bits and bobs that they used to rebuild my arms/wrists. Yes, welcome your overlords. >_>
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Date: 2008-04-02 02:31 am (UTC)http://cbc.ca/thehour/
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Date: 2008-04-02 12:13 pm (UTC)How's the food? Or have you not felt like eating? Need to have chocolate snuck in?
Let me know when you get home, please.
(BTW: be glad you were hurt on your side of the river...on this side, it would have taken you 11 hours + just to be seen in emergency!)
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Date: 2008-04-02 12:31 pm (UTC)Wishing you the speediest of recoveries.
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Date: 2008-04-02 02:12 pm (UTC)Glad she's managed to hang on to her wonderful sense of humour. Here's hoping for a swift release.
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Date: 2008-04-10 02:00 am (UTC)nibbles cookies
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Date: 2008-04-10 07:13 pm (UTC)Yesterday, last night, and today, the thought has been in my mind (on its own -- I didn't formulate this) of giving you a very gentle foot-rub in which skin is barely even touched, but energy is soothingly exchanged. Smooth. Careful. Soothing. Healing.
warm hugs!
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Date: 2008-04-10 08:48 pm (UTC)Think of my foot as currently being in one of those Torchwood cryochambers - not touchable, but just there, awaiting a return to life like Dr. Manette from the Bastille.
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Date: 2008-04-11 02:14 am (UTC)I like the notion of seeing your foot safely being taken care of in a Torchwood cryochamber. That's an excellent place to start.
(And you did know I meant the foot-rub to be totally meditative, right? I wouldn't dream of touching your injured foot in reality, could I even get to it. that's rather a scary thought.)
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Date: 2008-04-11 02:27 am (UTC)The foot can use all the meditating it can get, poor thing. Touch - not yet.
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Date: 2008-04-11 02:55 am (UTC)By the way, I took myself out to a movie tonight. I could have gone "cute and fun and lots of Jodie Foster eye candy" and done Nim's Island -- but, no, I went "try mighty hard to gross myself out to get my mind off other things" and watched The Ruins. Gadzooks, was that one for the books! Joe Anderson from Across the Universe was in it, playing a German very sweetly. And people got eaten alive by killer vines on a spooky Mayan pyramid. Put this one on your list next to Eastern Promises, mia kara: in no way do you ever want to watch this movie.
But it did hold my focus, which is what I'd wanted. Quite a character study. And I think the Lead Mayan, whose name I memorized but not totally forget, played the Portuguese pirate captain at the Brethren Court in Pirates III. Calderon was his last name.
Now that I've chased some demons out of my psyche, home to meditate and hug my little cats!
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Date: 2008-04-11 03:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-11 03:30 am (UTC)I know. I know. But I was in a... mood. And this fit it. Imagine it as the mental equivalent of running a mile, then pummelling the heck out of a punching bag, and then collapsing on my sofa to listen to Kate Bush sing the Dublin phone book [g].
Soothing incense and violent archeology-adventure - what a combination!
thank you. I do, too. Probably will. It's just that things got unexpectedly complicated, with the other lawyer from mid-March not following through on faxing something to my lawyer, and thus the hearing they'd threatened me with actually somehow went on as planned -- um, yeah, without me!!! My lawyer was quite dismayed to see the paper in my hand. I imagine she'll be upset with her counterpart. My lawyer can beat up their lawyer, thank goodness. She is a solid advocate, and I am so grateful that I met her.
Thanks. Think me good thoughts at around 11 AM! (and all through the day, if you can spare them!)
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Date: 2008-04-11 01:21 pm (UTC)Go for it, then!
My lawyer can beat up their lawyer, thank goodness. She is a solid advocate, and I am so grateful that I met her.
Sounds as if they're hardly paying attention on the other end. Idiots!
Think me good thoughts at around 11 AM!
Will do.
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Date: 2008-04-12 05:14 am (UTC)Yeah, they clearly didn't come through with their side of the issue. My lawyer got all icy-voiced on the phone with them. Archly proper and professional. Hee. Get'em. (Imagine if I'd been trying to do this on my own. Confusion, plus being brushed aside -- damn, wouldn't be working at all.)
I did feel your support. I do thank you, and send it back in the form of warm energy bathing your poor foot... feels good?
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Date: 2008-04-12 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-13 05:10 am (UTC)I saw a cute t-shirt in a catalog the other day: LAWYERS, OR PISTOLS AT DAWN: YOU CHOOSE. hee
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Date: 2008-04-13 02:12 pm (UTC)But I've certainly come across good fictional lawyers! And some I've liked in person, even in a professional capacity.
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Date: 2008-04-02 03:51 pm (UTC)Hospitals!! It doesn't matter where you are in the world they're all the same ♥ Hope you get home soon and for pity's sake take it easy when you get there, okay?
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Date: 2008-04-10 02:01 am (UTC)Yeah, I'm taking it easy... keep falling asleep. And I want to write. Soon I'll find the right sleeping/waking pattern.
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Date: 2008-04-10 07:44 am (UTC)That's lucky sometimes pain med will knock that right out of you...
Soon I'll find the right sleeping/waking pattern
*crosses fingers for you*
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Date: 2008-04-10 12:46 pm (UTC)So very true. Even when I imagine stories right now... they aren't coming in words they way they usually do. Hard to describe. Just ideas. More dreamlike than usual. That... goes with the pills, yes.
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Date: 2008-04-10 01:24 pm (UTC)Oh I know how it feels just fine *snuggles*
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Date: 2008-04-02 04:41 pm (UTC)We have come to claim you for our own.
Resistance is futile, but I don't need to tell you that Jack likes it when you put up a bit of a fight. ;-)
Enjoy your non-Stryker bed, and glom all the morphine you can.
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Date: 2008-04-10 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-03 03:05 am (UTC)Feel better soon, honey! *hugs*
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Date: 2008-04-10 01:37 am (UTC)*hugs* back and thanks.