Two funny moments...

[fajrdrako]

Over the past couple of days.

After the movie on Sunday, I went for a cup of coffee with Pat, Sandi and Lyn at Denny's. At some point there was a bit of a lull in our conversation just as the little boy at the booth behind us was saying clearly, "I have three penises."

I don't think Sandi and Lyn heard it. Pat and I raised our eyebrows, and then cracked up.

Context unknown. The kid was, at a guess, about five.

Last night, on my way home on the bus at rush hour, there was a man sitting near the front of the bus with a hockey stick. It was a crowded bus, and he was carefully holding it upright by his knee so it wouldn't be in anyone's way.

A woman got on the bus, the bus lurched, and she grabbed at what she thought was the nearest upright pole to steady herself - the hockey stick.

Nobody actually fell over, but it was a funny moment.