Delphic wisdom

[fajrdrako]

loreleif put me onto this:



My first question might be considered a difficult one to answer. I actually consider it so, though the outcome is (in my mind) assured.

Ask the Magic Cactus a question I asked the magic cactus, does Clark love Lex? and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME: Do not mock me, for i am the Magic Cactus of Irreality. Cross me and i will destroy you. bwhahahahaha. Oh right, the question. It's a complex and intricate system of mirrors. reality subversion @ www.irreality.org.uk

My translation: Clark is a master of illusion, pretending to be one thing while actually being another. He isn't going to give up his secrets easily, not to me, Lex or an oracle. Yes, he loves Lex, but he isn't going to admit it - not easily.


So then I asked the other question, knowing full well the answer:

Ask the Magic Cactus a question I asked the magic cactus, does Lex love Clark? and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME: You're quite a lost soul aren't you? I sense great trouble. Pick up your spirits. Now i can see that you are wondering where - have you ever considered tele-sales? reality subversion @ www.irreality.org.uk

Seems to me there's something oddly appropriate about this. If ever there were a troubled soul involved in commerce, it's Lex Luthor.

What I liked best about the site was not the silly pricky oracle, but the way it points out the edge of the Internet.