Dr Suess, the Bard...

[fajrdrako]

maboroshimaki passed this on to me from the Middle-earth Online board, by someone names Morthoron:

Richard III
It is the winter
I am so sad
The sun in York
Makes others glad
So I must plot
With woozily head
And find a way
To make them dead

(I'd have made the seventh line 'with woozy head'; he must have been proofreading himself insufficiently. No matter, still clever.)

And, for contrast:

Cat in the Hat
Feline prowess adorn-ed with a chapeau,
High-crowned and striped like a vortex.

I don't think the second attempt is so successful - it doesn't sound authentically Shakespearean to me, too flowery - but still fun.

Comments

[acampbell.livejournal.com]

Priceless. *chuckles*

Re:

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Isn't it, though?