Torchwood: The coat...

Spotted: spoilerific Torchwood headline: "Jack's back ... and ready to do battle in a shiny new trenchcoat".

Trenchcoat? Trenchcoat?

The nerve. The cluelessness of journalists.

That is not a trenchcoat. That is a bona fide Captain Jack greatcoat. It's vintage military, it's museum chic, it's classic trendy. We have Jack's word on that.

Tenchcoats are for Columbo, John Constantine, and the Angel Castiel. Not Jack.