The Doctor vs. Wolverine and the FBI...

[fajrdrako]

From fannish5: Pick a reality tv show and list 5 characters you would like to see compete on that show. Bonus question: who would win?

I don't do reality shows, except for the Andrew Lloyd Webber ones. I don't even know what the other ones are.

But if there were a reality show for competing alien hunters: hmm. I'd make two teams. Say, the UK team vs the US team.

Team one: The Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith, Captain Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Sapphire and Steel, and as a bonus, Myfanwy the Pterodactyl.

Team two: Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, Wolverine, Buffy, Lex Luthor (hey, this is my list, I can put whoever I want on it), Sarah Connor (ditto) and as a bonus, Lockheed the Dragon.

Who would win? Team One, because the Doctor is there. Universes may fall, allies may die en masse, the world goes to hell, but the Doctor always wins through, and Jack at least would survive. And probably Myfanwy along with him. She's a tough old bird. Proto-bird.

Assuming they don't all die, Team One would still win, because the Doctor has a sonic screwdriver. Besides, everyone loves him. Team Two would end up allying with him and pooling resources, Lockheed could teach Myfanwy to breathe fire (with barebecue sauce as fuel), and far too many people would end up in bed with Captain Jack.

That's my kind of adventure.

Comments

[janne-d.livejournal.com]

far too many people would end up in bed with Captain Jack

Is it even possible for far too many people to go to bed with Jack? I'm sure he wouldn't think it was!

Due to the fact I am now all Merlin-obsessed, my mind is currently boggling over the idea of the whole cast on Strictly Come Dancing. It is distinctly bizarre.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Is it even possible for far too many people to go to bed with Jack? I'm sure he wouldn't think it was!

Good point. And I wouldn't be complaining, either.

I am now all Merlin-obsessed, my mind is currently boggling over the idea of the whole cast on Strictly Come Dancing. It is distinctly bizarre.

LOL - I want to see that!

[dameruth.livejournal.com]

. . . and far too many people would end up in bed with Captain Jack.

Individually AND all together, I'm sure. XD

Dude, I hate reality TV, but I'd watch that. Fire-breathing Myfanwy, FTW! :D

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Individually AND all together, I'm sure.

I would hope so. Really.

I hate reality TV, but I'd watch that.

Blush. Me too. Especially the everyone-in-bed-with-Jack part. I sometimes think that for an omnisexual hero, he doesn't get enough of the action. (Or Ianto is greedily keeping it all to himself so we don't get to see. Bad Ianto.)

Fire-breathing Myfanwy, FTW!

Woo, yes, she would be magnificent!

[the-blue-fenix.livejournal.com]

Somehow all I can think about is Mulder getting the holy hell slapped out of him by Wolvie when he starts on one of his monologs and/or whining about his sister.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Yes - I can just see it!

I think Wolvie and Scully would get along well.

[magika83.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is a reality show I'd watch!

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Yeah. To bad the real ones are comparatively boring.