which was to sit down and clean/pick up things, then shriek for the ten minutes it took me to get upright again. Do not do that, because it was stupid and risky.
All together now: OUUUUCH!!!
My ribs are okay, but if I lean over too much with the crutches, I risk landing on the floor with a broken nose. If I sit on the floor, I can't get up again, having only one foot that can take any weight. I want to learn to fly, or levitate, or even just float. Is that too much to ask?
Distract from the lettuce.
I know - another episode of Buffy. Or a Torchwood fic! Yes, just the thing.
I vow, you will be fit again and this stage of helplessness will just be a fading, deeply effing annoying memory. Pinky swear.
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Date: 2008-05-21 08:24 pm (UTC)All together now: OUUUUCH!!!
My ribs are okay, but if I lean over too much with the crutches, I risk landing on the floor with a broken nose. If I sit on the floor, I can't get up again, having only one foot that can take any weight. I want to learn to fly, or levitate, or even just float. Is that too much to ask?
Distract from the lettuce.
I know - another episode of Buffy. Or a Torchwood fic! Yes, just the thing.
I vow, you will be fit again and this stage of helplessness will just be a fading, deeply effing annoying memory. Pinky swear.
Thank you so much for saying that.