World Enough and Time

I have all the sonic screwdrivers, the laser screwdriver, the sonic lipstick, and the fob watch.

Oooh - how wonderful!

I thought the chameloen arch turned him human and the watch was for turning humans back into Time Lords,

Oops, yes, you're right, I was remembering it backwards. So the fob watch could make me a Time Lord? I fear I lack the right kind of DNA. Pity.

... and yet? Still makes me grin much.

Yes. Sometimes my love of the source overcomes the tackiness of the toy. Imagination fills the gaps.