Torchwood: A little heavy drinking...

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finmagik posted this meme on doctorwho and I'm stealing it but adapting it. finmagik made it about all ten Doctors, but since I haven't a clue about them, I'm making it about the Torchwood team.

So: the Torchwood team is in pub and someone suggests a drinking contest.

1. Who wins?

Jack. He's actually drinking water.

2. Who loses?

Gwen, because she starts feeling guilty about not going home to Rhys. But she still doesn't go home to Rhys.

3. Which one refuses to participate?

Ianto. He doesn't want to be too drunk to fool around with Jack later.

4. Which one is funny drunk?

Owen, who relaxes and starts enjoying himself, and telling tales from medical school.

5. Which one is an angry drunk?

Gwen, because she's worrying about Rhys, and feeling guilty because she'd rather be with Jack.

6. Which one ends up in women's clothing?

Toshiko. She ends up in a red lacy bra, miniskirt, and striped leggings, singing karaoke.

I'm not going to alter this next one from finmagik's version...

7. How scary is Ten after a night of Red Bull and Vodka?

Jack replies, "... As scary as fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful."

Jack likes them scary.

8. Which one goes up to Taran Woodbeast and is all: "You're my best mate.... you know... my best--best--best.. ZZzzzzz"

Jack. He likes aliens.

9. Which one ends up snogging someone they'd rather not, and who do they snog?

In that crowd? Any of them would love to snog any other, though Gwen at this point wouldn't touch Owen with a barge-pole, so that would have to be what happens. And Owen would then gloat victoriously.

Ianto, on the other hand, wouldn't choose to snog anyone but Jack. But if Jack was busy with the Taran Woodbeast....?

10. And Who set this ghastly thing up?

Susie, no doubt. From beyond the grave.