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fajrdrakoTitle: Bang and Blame
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Owen, Ianto
Challenge: challenge: r.e.m. titles
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine, no claims, all property of the BBC.
Notes: Spoilers for "Captain Jack Harkness". Cross-posted to my LJ and tw100.
Bang and Blame
The little bastard shot me.
Ianto Jones, thinks himself God's gift to Torchwood, messing about with Tosh's computer (she'd have a fit) and trying to pull rank. Catches Jack watching him, thinks it means something, thinks he's something special. Almost got us killed by his cyber-girlfriend, reckons we've forgotten. Jack forgets nothing. Jack has a memory like an invisible elephant: you can't hear it, or see it, but it's there, and relentless.
So Ianto appoints himself Grand Guardian of the Rift, says it's what Jack wants. Arrogant prick!
What goes around comes around. He'll get his.
I'll see to it.
