Fannish 5: Retcons...

[fajrdrako]

From fannish5: You are given the opportunity to erase from existence five episodes, scenes, or lines of dialogue from canon. Which five get the axe?

Any fandom? All five things from the same fandom? Does it matter? What the heck, I'll play it by ear....

1. The 1996 Doctor Who movie did not exist and no information from it is canonical. Just like those silly Doctor Who parodies, right?



2. Torchwood "End of Days": Abaddon wasn't Godzilla and Ianto never betrayed Jack.



3. Heroes: Zack is gay.¹ Matt isn't boring. No plumbing scenes.



4. Smallville: Clark is heroic, Lex is smart, and they are still an alien farmboy and a ruthless millionnaire, young and in love with each other. Like back in the first season, remember?



5. Firefly: The show wasn't cancelled before its time. Oh, wait, that's real life. Drat.

¹ Not that I really care about Zack's sexual orientation, or if we ever see him again; it's the principle of the thing.