From The fannish Friday 5: Name five reasons a character you have a crush on/find attractive would be a bad boyfriend or girlfriend in real life.
Reasons Captain Jack Harkness Would Be A Bad Boyfriend
- Every once in a while the Doctor comes and whisks him away on the TARDIS (and I'd get no warning or word of good-bye) and I never know how long he'll be gone, or even if he'll return.
- Too much sex. (Is that an oxymoron?)
- Too much competition. A lot of people want him and he just never says "no".
- Too many stories about lovers of his past. Acrobats, executioners, Doctors, Time Agents, aliens. It never ends.
- Too many end-of-the-world emergencies. Never home on time for dinner.
But my thought is: would any of these things matter? It's Jack!
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