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The Canterbury Tales

By Geoffrey Chaucer

Ultra-Condensed by Brandon Sumner

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
    A tale of a voyage long,
    Of pilgrims headed 'cross the land,
    Nine and twenty strong.

    The Knight was a most distinguished man,
    The Skipper brave and sure,
    The Doctor had a love for gold,
    The Franklin was a whore.
    The Franklin was a whore.

    The travellers, they found an inn,
    The Tabard was its name;
    If not for the segues of the Host,
    The story would be lame.
    The story would be lame.

    The pilgrims set out on their course,
    St. Christopher they sought;
    With the Wife of Bath,
    The Miller too,
    The Summoner,
    And the Reeve,
    The Pardoner, and the rest,
    To Canterbury they go!

    THE END

Made me laugh.

From Book-A-Minute Classics.

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